December 2011
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Anonymous asked: Perhaps a bit pitchy, but still quite good for just one take.
Anonymous asked: Your voice is spectacular and that is a straight-up fact.
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“I just want you to know that my friend over there thinks you are just like that...”
– Some drunk guy at the bar last night
Anonymous asked: I just drove past a blue portable toilet and for a split second, I thought it was the TARDIS.
Anonymous asked: Whoops. Didn't mean it in a "do you like girls" kinda way; more in a "do you like girls like can you hang out with them or do you find yourself annoyed" way. Sorry, that was awkward.
Anonymous asked: Do you like kids? Why or why not? Do you like girls? Why or why not?
And now...
…they refuse to co-sign my lease. Even though one is going to be required no matter where I live around here, even if I had a steady income.
An argument ensued, one in which my brother’s habitual theft/loss of rather expensive items (my DVD collection, my laptop, my ipod, etc.) was brought up and subsequently dismissed, as was the fact that he’s 20, dropped out of high school,...
Merry fucking Christmas to me.
My grandma was bitter about me not waking up early enough, so when I did come out and sit down to eat, she decided to announce to everybody that I’m moving out next week, and then proceeded to explain how I’m not paying for it “with a real job” but taking a student loan in order to be able to do it, which elicited all sorts of lovely judgmental responses (My aunt:...
Anonymous asked: If you spent more time exploring the universe, you wouldn't worry so much. Not that this Canadude bloke isn't worth the thought, but exploring the cosmos makes all things better. Trufax.
Anonymous asked: Whenever I start worrying, I stop worrying and be awesome, instead. True story.
I just had a crazy moment worthy of How I Met Your...
I needed to go to FedEx, so I went to FedEx, and then I drove home. Then I drove past home. Then I kept driving. And talking to myself. And crying. I just freaked out about Canadude and myself and how scared I am to fall in love and how worried I am about getting hurt and blah blah blah. Things with him have been increasingly heavy, but nothing crazy. I have absolutely no reason to feel so scared...
Things I Have Been Caught Doing in Public...
Singing. The least offensive of the list, it’s what pretty much everybody does in every bathroom at some point or another. Come on, the acoustics are aweso-WE COULD HAVE HAD IT AAAAAAAAALLL ROLLING IN THA DEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEP!
Taking pictures of my ass. Sometimes you’re staring in the full-length mirror thinking ‘hot damn, I look good,’ and the full weight of your...
Anonymous asked: Ohhhh you are immovable. Well played, madam. Well played.
Anonymous asked: Goddamnit, this is the greatest moment of your life, Erin Marie, and you're off somewhere missing it! Fuck damnation, man! Fuck redemption!
Anonymous asked: You can't write your paper when you're dicking around on Tumblr, now get to work! You'll thank me when you're not a 300 pound drop-out, wondering what the hell happened with your life.
Anonymous asked: Stop being a fatty and write your goddamn paper.
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I seem to be liveblogging my wine consumption...
I was gonna post a photo with each glass, but then I realized that it takes so much effort to look acceptable when I’m totally sober, by the time I was on glass #2 I had my hood up and had a heating pad around my neck because I slept on it funny last night and I was like ‘uhhhhhh, nope.’ Glass #3.
Now I’m eating hamburgers with salt and no buns or anything else. Classy.
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Watched "Love & Other Drugs" while Canadude is...
BIG MISTAKE.
Nobahdy reads mah blahg anymore.
I’m boring lately. I’m sorry. Hopefully break will change this.
IT IS FINISHED.
I’m quite hung over right now. More drinking later tonight because our favorite bar, which has only been a big part of my life since like January but for others has been the hub of weekend activity for four years, is closing, possibly forever. There’s a huge End of Days party tonight. Woo!
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2 papers. 14 pages. 3,600 words. 36 hours.
As Canadude put it: “THIS IS COLLEGE.”
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30 Things to Stop Doing to Yourself →
Anonymous asked: What are your papers about?
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I'M SO STRESSED.
I’m seriously losing it. I have 18+ pages to write by Monday, 7 pages for Wednesday, and 14+ pages for some undetermined time in the next week or so. I can’t focus, I’m exhausted and sore and I just want to give up and cry and forget that this semester ever happened. I just don’t think I can do it.
Canadude has been awesome and supportive and stuff, and I feel bad for...
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“I wanted to write “stay”
on your sides, surround
your bed with oceans
of...”
– J. Bradley (via grammatolatry)
